Pacquiao v. De La Hoya

Manny Pacquiao and Oscar de la Hoya have agreed to square off this December 6, in what both the Philippine Daily Inquirer and the Los Angeles Times agree is "the biggest boxing match in years". Vegas oddsmakers currently tag the Golden Boy as the 8-5 favorite over the would-be boxing congressman. If Manny pulls it off, he'll become the first Filipino to defeat a guest voice actor of The Simpsons in an athletic competition. Fame, fortune and Paris Hilton await the victor.

Good luck Manny! Slurp down your gullet that oyster that is the world!